What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 06:18
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Then came..
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What's your photograph of the day 1097?
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
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